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THE SORTING HAT

THE DEPARTMENT OF QUESTIONABLE DESTINY

A hat with
opinions.

Five questions. Four houses.
Absolutely no qualifications.

An original purple wizard hat with a crooked tip and a skeptical expressionplease, no thoughts about laundry.
OFFICIAL-ISH SORTING CEREMONY
QUESTION 01 / 05BE HONEST. OR DON'T.

Do you believe in magic?

The hat is listening. Mostly.

No wrong answers. Just suspicious ones.

EST. FIVE MINUTES AGOMAGIC NOT GUARANTEED