Eleven tiny games
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Eleven tiny games. All good fun.
0167 Calculator
All roads lead to 67. Unless the math actually does.
A fully working calculator with exactly one answer. Go on, try some sums on this one.
Open the calculator02Excuse Generator
A perfectly good excuse. Believability sold separately.
Pick your situation and the Department of Plausible Explanations handles the rest.
Get an excuse03Rock Paper Scissors
Three choices. One finger gun. Skill issue.
The classic, more or less. Pick your move and trust your instincts. Probably.
Make my moveRound 13. Your move.
04Wordle for Dummies
Five letters. Six chances. Surely you’ve got this.
The real rules and a real list of 14,855 words. It should be easy. It is not.
Play Wordle for DummiesCRANE
HUMID
DU
05Fortune Cookie
A little wisdom. A little disrespect.
Crack one open and see what fate has to say. Fate has opinions.
Crack a cookie06IQ Test
Ten questions. One very confident assessment.
Rigorous questions, carefully chosen answers, and a score you will remember.
Test my brainWhat sound does a cow make?
- ACHICKEN JOCKY
- BL + ratio
- CMoo
- D34
07Horoscope
Written in the stars. Probably a typo.
Give it your birthday, answer a few essential questions, and receive the universe’s honest opinion of you.
Read my starsCosmic question 5 of 5
Is a hot dog a sandwich?
Noted.
08The Sorting Hat
Five questions. Four houses. One very opinionated hat.
An unofficial sorting ceremony run by a hat with absolutely no qualifications.
Sort meQuestion 1 of 5
Do you believe in magic?
The hat is listening. Mostly.
09To-Do Tabloid
Your ordinary tasks. Tomorrow’s front-page scandal.
Name one everyday task. We’ll make its delay sound like a national emergency.
Read the paperWhat’s the big story?
Name one everyday task.
10Dog Time Converter
Your five-minute errand was a whole saga to the dog.
Tell it how long you were away. It tells you how long that felt to someone waiting by the door.
Convert my timeHow long were you away?
5 minutes away
Pick a time. Get the dog’s version.
11Laundry Label Decoder
Those tiny symbols have a lot to say about your sweater.
Tap one symbol to get the practical instruction, and the garment’s very firm boundary.
Decode a labelPick a care symbol
Tap one symbol.
Practical instruction, firm boundary included.
About
Tiny games.
Big chuckles.
The Dumb Little Internet is a growing collection of tiny browser games and silly tools.
Spin the wheel or press a key, pick a game, and you are playing in seconds. There is nothing to download, no account to make and no instructions to read.
It was designed for one reason: a good chuckle.
Every game takes about a minute. None of them will make you more productive, and all of them are happy not to be taken seriously.
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